High School Musical Makes Me Smile:)

High School Musical, who says we have to let it go? I hope you started singing this too, not just me... You should know that music, because if you don't then you probably did not have a childhood. Sorry. I haven't really let go of HSM, mostly because it was the best thing that has ever happened to Disney. Especially when they do marathons with the movies. I literally just sit down and watch all of them while I sit there and say or sing every single word in all three movies. Except not the third word for word, but definitely the first. It has literally been my dream to have my entire high school get up in the middle of the lunch room and start singing "stick to the status quo whoa whoa whoa, stick to the stuff you know, if you want to be cool follow one simple rule, don't mess with it no no no" and so on. Wouldn't that be the coolest thing ever?

Photo Courtesy of: high-school-musical.wikia.com

Although I could never see the kids at my school doing that. So, about the actors in it. Zac Efron is super sexy, he always was. Corbin Bleu fell off the face of the earth, so I have no clue what's going on with him. And I don't know what any of the other ones' names are, so, yeah. Oh, except for Vanessa Hudgens, who was recently in Sucker Punch and Spring Breakers. Both were a gigantic massive step from HSM, and I was so surprised to see her in both. She didn't even sing, except for a little in Spring Breakers, but that was like "oh look, lets pretend we're people who can't sing even though we are Vanessa Hudgens and Selena freakin' Gomez".  I'm just jealous, don't mind me. But the point is, last time I saw Vanessa she was the shy, sweet Gabriella and the next she was shooting a machine gun yelling obscenities at people. People change, I guess. Same for Selena, I saw her as Alex Russo, the cute, sassy teenage witch and the next she was in a movie where some girls rob a store and get crazy and decide to go on spring break forever. Granted, she was the one who chickened out half way through and broke down and went home, but it was still quite different. But all that aside, HSM is still a great movie. I'm still holding on to the hope that the lunch table thing will happen. Until then, I hope that High School Musical will always make you smile :)

Smashing Zombies Makes Me Smile :)

Not to be weird or anything, but I have been completely obsessed with this new game Zombie Smasher for so long. I'm really bad at it, but it's so much fun! I finally beat the last level of Story Mode on it, which is level 60. I know, right? The only reason I actually made it all the way to that level and beat it is because a few times a day it will flash up this little message saying "Hey, comment and rate on this game" and it passes to the next level. Of course, I never do rate or comment, but that's mostly because I'm afraid that if I do, I won't be able to pass anything else on it. Because there is not only story mode on this, there is also Survival Mode and Time Mode. My new goal is to get to level 60 on Survival Mode. It will be a while. But I have photographic proof that I did (sort of) complete level 60 of Story Mode:

Somehow, I seemed to legitimately pass levels 46 and 52. Impressive.
Photo courtesy of: Me (and my phone)

I honestly don't even remember passing any levels past 5, but apparently I did get a few here and there. I don't even know why I really like doing zombie related stuff in the first place. I like zombie movies, zombie shows, and zombie games. I have always liked Zombieland, but the first time I watched it was with my Mom and the first scene was super gory and gross, so she stopped watching it so I did too. Then I watched it again and it was fantastic. I've been watching some Walking Dead, like most of the new episodes and the first season. I watched most of the second season before it got kind of dry and boring. My brother is the one who really likes that show though, so he advised me not even to watch the third season. That was supposedly the worst. I wouldn't know. And so anyhow, I got this game because I was really bored so I was searching up every random word that came into my head on the app store. This was the only good app that came up. So, yeah. That is my zombie story. Then I turned into a zombie, but only when I feel like it. It's usually always in the mornings. On that note, please tell me that it isn't just me who likes zombies, and other weird random stuff like that makes you smile :)

My Friends Make Me Smile Part 2 :)

Tonight, I am at my friend Sonja's house. In case you were curious, here is a link to what her name means and how popular it is. Fascinating. And yes, I am writing the blog while I'm with her. I'm such a cool friend. But it's no big deal, because she is busy showing me how many tank tops she owns. It's really an exciting life. But on the bright side, when we are done with this stuff she is going to show me Duck Dynasty, which I have never seen before. I'm really excited, because I always see hilarious Duck Dynast stuff on Pinterest but I feel like I shouldn't be able to laugh at it because I've never even seen the show. But now those moral implications are gone! I will watch the show and I will be able to enjoy everything on Pinterest! Except the stuff that isn't funny. Which, unfortunately, is quite a lot. But a lot is funny, which makes it all ok. And it's not blocked at school yet. Wow, I really get off topic on these blog posts. It's pretty much like how it would be if I was talking to you in real life, except I would use a lot more sarcasm. I can't really use a lot of sarcasm on the internet, because people will just think I'm rude. When in fact, I'm being rude but it's in a funny way so it's ok.

Sonja's on the right, I'm on the left. She is so freaking photogenic!
Photo courtesy of: me :)

This is Sonja and I, because I figured I would get back on topic. Again. We play soccer together, which is pretty much why we are friends, but we are so similar that we probably would have found each other either way. We have a lot of fun throwing turf in each others mouthes when we are on a fake field, and when we are playing on real grass we just throw grass. I'm pretty sure we could make a hilarious reality show if people had the same humor as us. Which they probably don't, because we think that really weird stuff is really funny. But it doesn't matter what other people think, I know we are funny! Alright, time to go watch TV and be unproductive! Hopefully you and your friends have humor that might not make other people smile, but it makes you smile :)

Squishy Pillows Make Me Smile :)

  My bed is made up of six pillows, three squishy two regular are one mini regular. The squishy ones are by far my favorite. Here is the best website I could find to find them, called thefind.com. They practically mold to your body, and not in the weird way that the Temperpudic mattresses do. I don't really know why, but those just feel odd to me. Not as weird as the memory mattress though, that really just freaks me out. Like I would be going to sleep and the mattress would be like "Hey baby, imma make you sleep the exact same way all night as any other night you have ever slept on me". Um, no. I will sleep however I want to sleep, thank you very much. And squishy pillows let me do that. That's right memory mattress, I'm breaking up with you. I'm in love with something else, that makes me feel better than you ever did. Just kidding, because I never really had any memory mattresses because if I haven't mentioned this before, they freak me out. Plus, squishy pillows come in all shapes and sizes. I have a pink cylinder, a rainbow man with peace signs on him, and a soccer ball.

Photo courtesy of: Me! It's about time I took my own pictures again.

Pretty sick, am I right? Way better than any regular pillow that you have to cover with a case to make awesome. Also way more comfy. Its almost difficult to explain how incredible they are. They are literally why I miss my bed every day and night when I'm not in it. When I'm sleeping somewhere else, I'll bring one squishy pillow, but I'm not going to bring all of them. Unfortunately, they would take up all the room in my bag and I wouldn't even have room for a toothbrush. It's a hard life. But, wait can you guess it? Have you guessed anything yet? Nope! It's that squishy pillows make it all better! Oh...you guessed that? Hawkward. For some reason, and I really don't know why, all I have written about for quite a few posts is the media. Movies, TV, characters, parts of books and movies, etc. Too much! So I decided to write about this instead. I now realize that this might have been a good few sentences to start with, but it is too late now. Oh well, on that note, love squishy pillows and don't forget to smile :)

Rufus (Stoppable) Makes Me Smile :)

Before you ask, I would just like to say yes, I am talking about a made up naked mole rat from an animated children's TV show. Rufus doesn't exactly talk, but apparently he has the same voice as Bart Simpson. You can check if you don't believe me, the person who voices both Bart and Rufus is a lady named Nancy Cartwright. I don't really know why there needs to have a person to voice something that doesn't really talk, but hey who am I to judge. So, I have been seeing  the expectation vs. reality things a lot lately, and I came across on that was Rufus vs. a real naked mole rat. It was disgusting. I'm not going to show you the picture, but you can look it up on the internet machine. But, I will show you regular Rufus:

Photo Courtesy of: kimpossible.wikia.com

He's way cuter than any other naked mole rat. So the reason he makes me smile is because of his attitude. If he could talk, he would probably be super clever and witty and hilarious, but he can't. That doesn't stop him, though! Rufus is still super funny and is probably my favorite character from Kim Possible. I guess I could have done Kim Possible Makes Me Smile :) but I figured that I would probably spend most of my time talking about Rufus, so I just cut to the chase. Anyways, he is also a big eater. Maybe I like him so much because he reminds me of me, but then again I'm a human and I don't spend my time naked in Ron's pocket. That would probably be a weird thing to do...but of course he pulls it off. So, back to me liking Rufus because he eats a lot. When he and Ron aren't out on missions, he spends his time at Bueno Nacho eating the day away. Sounds pretty good to me. And speaking of missions, he is really great on those too. He saves Ron's but multiple times, and occasionally even Kim's. Not bad for a small pink naked rat. There are many other cool characters in Kim Possible that I love, but it is really Rufus that makes me smile :)

The Incredibles Make Me Smile :)

First and foremost, Edna Mode. I have a strange feeling that most of this post will be about her. She is not exactly the "most important" character in the movie, but definitely my favorite. She really is just hilarious, I love how such a small woman can carry so much fire in her eyes. Which, of course, she literally does when she shows Elastigirl her outfit. Her face is like a fat kid in a cake shop. On fire. Plus, she is voiced by a guy, Brad Bird. Ok, I'm impressed. If you want to see the full cast/crew of The Incredibles, click here. Back to Edna. I constantly use her quotes, like when she slapps Elastigirl across the face with a newspaper - multiple times, I might add - telling her to pull herself together. Of course, I don't always have a newspaper on hand, so I sometimes just use rolled up math homework. Just kidding...maybe...ok next quote! In fact, I have a nice picture for this one:

Photo courtesy of: www.curls-studio.com/sketchbeforesleep

I totally drew that. Ok, maybe not. I don't really have artistic talent. I also have better handwriting than that. I love this quote because no matter how much you screw up during your past, your future is an open adventure. There's no need to dwell on what happened, just move forward. Or, in Edna's case, it means I know I made that suit for you but now I'm embarrassed by it. Let's never speak of it again. Ok, next person. Jack Jack! The kid who can turn into a ball of iron or catch on fire and turn into a mini flaming devil whenever his parent aren't looking, but can't even swallow his food when they are. Funny kid. So, I watched the Jack Jack Attack extra video and wow, the kid can really handle himself. Especially considering his babysitter was Syndrome, his Dad's nemesis. His old man could really learn a thing or two from him. Speaking of which, Syndrome! He started out as Mr. Incredible's biggest fan back in his 'Glory Days", then when he was bullied by Incredible and kicked out, he went rogue. I have no clue if I'm using that word right, it just sounds right, so don't judge. Syndrome then actually turned from Buddy to Syndrome. He invented a bunch of intense gear so he could become a "super" hero. I really only like this guy because of his line in Jack Jack Attack when he says that the S on his suit stood for sitter, and he couldn't have don baby sitter because, well, BS. Even through I didn't even get to the actual super family, except of Jack Jack, I think that just those three are enough to make you smile :)

People From the Capitol Make Me Smile :)

First of all, just to clarify, I am talking about people from the Capitol in The Hunger Games. The peopel who run this website. And some people in real life who very (frighteningly) closely resemble them. *Cough* Nicki Minaj *Cough* First off, from the movies. Let's just ge this out of the way right now, because he freaks us all out. President freaking Snow. The creepy old man who smells like roses and just wants to watch the world burn. PS-If you haven't read the books, than first of all you should not read this, and also you suck. Who watches the movie before reading the book? Except for me. But that was just for the first Harry Potter. After that, I read them all. Yeah, I'm kind of a hypocrite. Oh well, whatcha gonna do? Anyways, back to what I was saying. So, President Snow is just really a despicable human being. First he gets all pissy just because Katniss and Peeta beat his stupid system. Honestly, they were just surviving. Next, he brainwashes Peeta to want to kill Katniss, which almost worked. Until they came up with the cute game, "real or not real", trying to show Peeta what the Capitol put in his head and what was there in the first place. So cute. Long story short, he does a bunch of other stuff too, everyone gets mad, and he falls off a balcony. More or less.

Photo courtesy of: www.tumblr.com

Now the time has come to speak of the the wannabe Capitol-ers. AKA people who try too hard from Hollywood. The best example in Nicki Minaj, followed by Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and a dash of Katy Perry. Basically, the top pop stars of 2010. They are the ones who are desperately trying to crank out another hit album, so their names won't go down in history as "that weird chick with the scary outfits". Or they are trying not to go down without a fight by participating in the Kids Choice Awards or judging competitions that rotate judges once an hour.

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Ok, I'm not sure if the text below is readable, but it is hilarious. Basically, when Josh jokes about the kids trying to kill him, Nicki thinks he was serious. Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the look on her face, she looks truly frightened for Josh. She actually thought that he was almost killed, and she doesn't know why nobody else looks scared too. Then the person below says "What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don't understand." Of course, that person used caps lock so I feel like I was being screamed at, but I didn't do that. Just goes to show you all just how much I care. You are welcome for not ruining your day by virtually screaming at you. Well, no matter what tone of voice the text was, I genuinely hope that both fake and real Capitol people make you smile :)