My Soccer Team Makes Me Smile :)

So I had a soccer game today in Logan, and we won! I am so happy but also really tired. I played the whole game, which I like because I like starting and I like finishing. Basically, I only need a break in the middle, and we call that halftime. Overall it went pretty well. It was our first win of the season, we got a shutout 3-0. One goal was good timing, the other was a penalty kick, and the last was a rebound. Julia from the blog Just Julia scored the first two, Caitlin from The Li'l Bro Blog scored that last one. It was really great. But that isn't the reason my team makes me smile, because that was our first win of the season. We have had four games total. You can check out our stats here. Be warned, we have been sucking so far, we are last place. I don;t have a picture of our current team, so here is one of our team last year:

Most of us are looking at a different camera, but your get the jist. 

The real reason my team is so great is because we are basically just awesome people. Everyone on the team is funny and we get along really well. Our coach says we are a team of boys, because apparently we act like them. I always see stuff on Pinterest and iFunny about how girls compliment each other and don't mean it and guys insult each other and don't mean it. We are more like the second one, which is why we work so well together. Nobody gets easily offended, there is no drama, and we aren't afraid to push each other around. Which translates well to the game, because we play extra aggressively against the girls we don't know. As Lindsay from the blog Living Life as Lindsay says, yellow is our favorite color! Getting a yellow card is like getting a gold metal. As long as it's a good one. If someone hurts one of our girls, we will get back at them, and if that results in a yellow card than that is the best kind. If it's just tapping someone and they flop, it's still pretty good, just not as rewarding. On that note, I bid you ado and remember to smile, smile, smile :)

My Friends Make Me Smile Part 2 :)

Tonight, I am at my friend Sonja's house. In case you were curious, here is a link to what her name means and how popular it is. Fascinating. And yes, I am writing the blog while I'm with her. I'm such a cool friend. But it's no big deal, because she is busy showing me how many tank tops she owns. It's really an exciting life. But on the bright side, when we are done with this stuff she is going to show me Duck Dynasty, which I have never seen before. I'm really excited, because I always see hilarious Duck Dynast stuff on Pinterest but I feel like I shouldn't be able to laugh at it because I've never even seen the show. But now those moral implications are gone! I will watch the show and I will be able to enjoy everything on Pinterest! Except the stuff that isn't funny. Which, unfortunately, is quite a lot. But a lot is funny, which makes it all ok. And it's not blocked at school yet. Wow, I really get off topic on these blog posts. It's pretty much like how it would be if I was talking to you in real life, except I would use a lot more sarcasm. I can't really use a lot of sarcasm on the internet, because people will just think I'm rude. When in fact, I'm being rude but it's in a funny way so it's ok.

Sonja's on the right, I'm on the left. She is so freaking photogenic!
Photo courtesy of: me :)

This is Sonja and I, because I figured I would get back on topic. Again. We play soccer together, which is pretty much why we are friends, but we are so similar that we probably would have found each other either way. We have a lot of fun throwing turf in each others mouthes when we are on a fake field, and when we are playing on real grass we just throw grass. I'm pretty sure we could make a hilarious reality show if people had the same humor as us. Which they probably don't, because we think that really weird stuff is really funny. But it doesn't matter what other people think, I know we are funny! Alright, time to go watch TV and be unproductive! Hopefully you and your friends have humor that might not make other people smile, but it makes you smile :)

Lilo and Stitch Makes Me Smile :)

One of the most original shows ever created is about an outcast, orphaned Hawaiian girl and a fugitive shape-shifting alien. The girl's name is Lilo, she adopted the alien (who was disguised as a dog) and named it Stitch. And thus, Lilo and Stitch was born. Here is a link to IMDB Lilo and Stitch: The Series.  And here's one to the movie I'm talking about, simply called Lilo and Stitch. So,  first let's talk about Lilo.

First, she is pictured above talking about her dool. She likes to pretend her doll's head is so big because a spider laid eggs in it, and now she only has a few days to live. Touching. So, she is living with her single, jobless sister since her mom and dad died in a car crash. Ever since, she and her sister have barely been getting past the social security people and somehow they have made it pretty far. But, Lilo is still a huge outcast. All the people who she calls her "friends"are just bullies, and they clearly don't even like her. Poor Lilo is just too desperate for a friend to notice. Here they are:

And not to mention, the queen bee is a ginger. Now don't get me wrong, the aliens and everything were pretty believable, but a popular ginger? Now that's a little hard to believe. Her two little minion girls were in the background saying "Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh" just to prove ginger's point. What tools. They were so obviously mean to Lilo, but she still calls them her friends. Luckily, Stitch knocked ginger off her high bike and biked away with Lilo into the sunset. Speaking of which, onto Stitch.

Now that is a badass picture if I've ever seen one. This was right after Stitch came down to Earth in a rocket Lilo thought was a shooting star. Lilo made a wish on it, for a real friend. Sounds to me like Stitch is that real friend. Stitch wasn't exactly born, he was created by a scientist. He is an experiment the scientist did (Experiment 626 to be exact), so he's sort of super insanely crazily awesome. He is fireproof, able to shape shift, and he can handle weight up to 3,000 times his size. I'm very impressed, because I can't even do 3 times my size! Every good story needs an antagonist, and since this movie is twice as good as any other, it has two. Well, two main ones, but they aren't bad through the whole thing.

There they are in their human disguises, and they obviously can't shape shift like Stitch can. The guy on the left is the alien expert on Earth, so he came along because he obviously knows what's up. He thinks that Earth is being used to save the mosquitos, which are apparently endangered. "No thanks" says Earth. I wish. Ugg, I hate mosquitos. Anyways, the guy on the right is the scientist who created Stitch. He got in trouble for creating Stitch and got put in jail, but he's also the only one who knew how to stop Stitch. He got released from jail to bring Stitch back, and if he did he would be free. The whole alien race is pretty much after Stitch, but these two are the most important through most of the movie. If you haven't seen this movie you really should, because it will make you smile :)

Fat Booth Makes Me Smile :)

Fat Booth. An app that provides hours and hours of instant entertainment, no matter where you are. That's right, it is one of those great things that you don't even need internet for, yet will still be incredibly fantastically amazingly awesome to play every time. And for some strange reason, no matter how many weird pictures I take of myself on it, my friend Caitlin always has more. I honestly don't know how she does it, because it s my phone. But, I did almost catch up recently when I was on a plane home from New Hampshire. For a good half hour I fatted myself, just normal fatting and putting the eyes/mouth/chin things in random places on my face. Here's a nice picture of me with random lumps all over my face as a result of the latter:

Pretty attractive, huh?

If you were hoping to see a fat booth of Caitlin as well, you are out of luck. It took me so long just to get this off of my phone, and I am absolutely not doing it again. If you want, though, you can check out Caitlin's blog here. I guarantee it will make you smile. So anyways, back to fat booth. Not only is it fun and awesome because it doesn't need internet, but it also will show anyone whether or not they look good fat. Or with gross tumors all over their faces. Which is exactly what everybody wants to know about themselves, am I right? I use it to keep track of a lot of my friends and family, too. Recently I added my cousins' pictures to the mix, and they can rock facial tumors and fatness almost as well as I can. I guess that makes sense because we are related. Until next time, fat yourself (but not for real) and keep on smiling :)

Daniel Radcliffe/Harry Potter/The Boy Who Lived/The Chosen One Makes Me Smile :)

Harry Potter. The boy who lived. The chosen one. Daniel Radcliffe. Do any of those names/titles mean anything to you? Unless you have been under a rock for about twelve years, then they absolutely should. These are all the titles and names of a boy who is practically a legend to our generation and will live on in our hearts forever. Or, at least, my heart and millions of other people's hearts who are my age. Seriously, this is what my childhood was based off of. Birthday parties, barbie games, dress up, all Harry Potter themes. Plus, accents. Those are awesome. OK, back on topic, here's something you should know about Harry:

Credit to: theberry.com
This is where Harry, Ron, and Hermione go to school, find out more about it at pottermore.com

I really just had to add that because it included ermagerd, which is incredible. Not only is Harry Potter awesome and known by everybody in the whole world and has been since he was 11 years old, but the actor who plays him, Daniel Radcliffe, is pretty awesome too. It's weird to see quotes from him now because he is so old, but I found a few for you. It wasn't hard, because he has so many amazing outlooks and insights about life. He just know so much about everything. You're probably wondering what some of these things are. I had to narrow it down, because believe me there were a ton. So anyways, here is what Daniel Radcliffe thinks about little kids:

Credit to: imgur.com
I really just love this!

Now do you believe that Daniel Radcliffe is superior to everyone? And don't worry, the middle finger he was giving the camera was just bad timing ;) But really, isn't he great? I mean, a drunk tiny best friend? That is gold, Daniel, gold. And he's right, kids are so much more fun than adults. Seriously, when is the last time an adult friend has asked you to go play at the park or play pin the tail on the donkey? Pure genius. Here is another instance in which what goes through his head is just so much better than what goes through anyone else's head:

Credit to: 9gag.com
Just for the record, this is exactly what I would have done.

Let's go over what we have learned, shall we? OK, so not only is Daniel Radcliffe a multi-millionaire, and plays Harry Potter who is the coolest kid ever in the coolest movies ever, but he's also hilarious! Am I right? He is one of the many celebrities that I just wish more than anything were my best friends! Such a cool kid. And funny. And rich. And magical. Really, the list goes on and on, which just proves his awesomeness. He makes me smile, and I hope he makes you smile too :)

My Friends make Me Smile :)

I obviously can't talk about every single one of my friends, so I will most likely eventually be coming out with a part two or three on this particular topic. But for now, I want to talk about a friend who has been asking for a while to be on my blog, and that is (drumroll please...) Katherine! Here is a link to her blog, Sweet Temptations. For a while now, Katherine and I have been working on a Spanish project with our group. We are doing the tango, and what do you know-Katherine and I are doing it together. Maybe I'll show you a picture later, but I don't really have one now...but here is an awesome picture of Katherine and I just regularly (sort of):

I am on the left, she is on the right.

Ah yes, so flattering. Haha I am totally kidding, it really showcases her pointy nose and my awkward neck-chin mutation. This is definitely one of our best pictures though, I mean, just look at our faces! Can you say photogenic? 

So anyways, I'm not sure if you can see it in this picture, but Katherine has a small scar above her eye. Yeah, I gave that to her. Don't worry, it was when I was younger. I guess I had a bit of a temper as a child. Poor Katherine, hardly something to do to her after her dad saved my life. That's right, her dad saved my life and what did I do? I scratched her in the eyelid. Look out everyone, friend of the year right here! Oh yeah, back to how my life was saved. I don't really remember much of it, only what I've heard from Katherine. Apparently, I was with her and her dad when this dog jumped at me out of nowhere! It started to bite my cheek, but before any permanent damage was done, her amazing incredible life-saving father pulled us apart. Now I clearly remember this-when I went home that day I told my mom very clearly "You should have seen the other guy". Ok, I'm absolutely sure that didn't happen. But how cool would that be? 

So overall, Katherine has a pointy nose and a scarred eyelid and I have a neck-chin mutation and a boss childhood. Sort of. Maybe part of that is true, or at least I think so. Until my next post, keep on smiling! :)