People From the Capitol Make Me Smile :)

First of all, just to clarify, I am talking about people from the Capitol in The Hunger Games. The peopel who run this website. And some people in real life who very (frighteningly) closely resemble them. *Cough* Nicki Minaj *Cough* First off, from the movies. Let's just ge this out of the way right now, because he freaks us all out. President freaking Snow. The creepy old man who smells like roses and just wants to watch the world burn. PS-If you haven't read the books, than first of all you should not read this, and also you suck. Who watches the movie before reading the book? Except for me. But that was just for the first Harry Potter. After that, I read them all. Yeah, I'm kind of a hypocrite. Oh well, whatcha gonna do? Anyways, back to what I was saying. So, President Snow is just really a despicable human being. First he gets all pissy just because Katniss and Peeta beat his stupid system. Honestly, they were just surviving. Next, he brainwashes Peeta to want to kill Katniss, which almost worked. Until they came up with the cute game, "real or not real", trying to show Peeta what the Capitol put in his head and what was there in the first place. So cute. Long story short, he does a bunch of other stuff too, everyone gets mad, and he falls off a balcony. More or less.

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Now the time has come to speak of the the wannabe Capitol-ers. AKA people who try too hard from Hollywood. The best example in Nicki Minaj, followed by Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and a dash of Katy Perry. Basically, the top pop stars of 2010. They are the ones who are desperately trying to crank out another hit album, so their names won't go down in history as "that weird chick with the scary outfits". Or they are trying not to go down without a fight by participating in the Kids Choice Awards or judging competitions that rotate judges once an hour.

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Ok, I'm not sure if the text below is readable, but it is hilarious. Basically, when Josh jokes about the kids trying to kill him, Nicki thinks he was serious. Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the look on her face, she looks truly frightened for Josh. She actually thought that he was almost killed, and she doesn't know why nobody else looks scared too. Then the person below says "What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don't understand." Of course, that person used caps lock so I feel like I was being screamed at, but I didn't do that. Just goes to show you all just how much I care. You are welcome for not ruining your day by virtually screaming at you. Well, no matter what tone of voice the text was, I genuinely hope that both fake and real Capitol people make you smile :)