Smashing Zombies Makes Me Smile :)

Not to be weird or anything, but I have been completely obsessed with this new game Zombie Smasher for so long. I'm really bad at it, but it's so much fun! I finally beat the last level of Story Mode on it, which is level 60. I know, right? The only reason I actually made it all the way to that level and beat it is because a few times a day it will flash up this little message saying "Hey, comment and rate on this game" and it passes to the next level. Of course, I never do rate or comment, but that's mostly because I'm afraid that if I do, I won't be able to pass anything else on it. Because there is not only story mode on this, there is also Survival Mode and Time Mode. My new goal is to get to level 60 on Survival Mode. It will be a while. But I have photographic proof that I did (sort of) complete level 60 of Story Mode:

Somehow, I seemed to legitimately pass levels 46 and 52. Impressive.
Photo courtesy of: Me (and my phone)

I honestly don't even remember passing any levels past 5, but apparently I did get a few here and there. I don't even know why I really like doing zombie related stuff in the first place. I like zombie movies, zombie shows, and zombie games. I have always liked Zombieland, but the first time I watched it was with my Mom and the first scene was super gory and gross, so she stopped watching it so I did too. Then I watched it again and it was fantastic. I've been watching some Walking Dead, like most of the new episodes and the first season. I watched most of the second season before it got kind of dry and boring. My brother is the one who really likes that show though, so he advised me not even to watch the third season. That was supposedly the worst. I wouldn't know. And so anyhow, I got this game because I was really bored so I was searching up every random word that came into my head on the app store. This was the only good app that came up. So, yeah. That is my zombie story. Then I turned into a zombie, but only when I feel like it. It's usually always in the mornings. On that note, please tell me that it isn't just me who likes zombies, and other weird random stuff like that makes you smile :)

Survivor Makes Me Smile :)

Survivor is back for the 26th season! Who's excited! Just me? Ok... No but seriously, I'm so happy. This is the only reality show that I can stand to watch. The other ones make me want to puke up all of my remaining brain cells, and no I don't want to "Keep up With The Kardashians", it's their business what they do...and who they do...besides they obviously aren't even real. I'm going with Tina Fey's opinion, that they are just manufactured by the Russians to make all the normal girls feel like crap about their naturally beautiful looks. Or something like that. Stupid Kim or Kate or Karli or Khloe or Kylie or Kourtney or whatever. Half those names are the incorrect spelling anyways! If you are going to name your children all the same letter, at least pick one that can be used for as many children as you are having! Idiots. So anyways, back to Survivor. I sure can rant for a long time. And believe me, I could have gone for so much longer. 26th season! Yay! This one is set in the Caramoan Islands which, just like the other 25 locations, is beautiful. It would be worth going on Survivor just for a cool vacation to an exotic place! And for the chance to win an ass load of money of course. This season is the second Fans vs. Favorites season, and here they are:

Photo courtesy of: http://www.namepros.com/610825-for-fans-of-tv-show-survivor-135.html

The top ten (GOTA) are the fans. They are apparently some sort of superfans or something, who think they can beat the experienced people who have done this before. I will enjoy watching them go up in flames. Which rings me to the next ten (BIKAL) who are the favorites. The ones I know are, um, sort of favorites I guess. Brandon is the very religious nephew of the most hated man in all of survivor history, Russell. Not a favorite. Brenda is from  few seasons ago, she tried to flirt her way to the top, and as a fellow gorgeous girl, I can relate. Still not a favorite. Andrea I don't even really remember, she is some sort of strategist which almost got voted off first. She's OK. Cochran, now we're getting somewhere. He is my all-time favorite, and not just because he is hilarious. For some reason, my family immediately pegged him as my brother Max. Maybe it's the awkwardness, or the translucent skin, or maybe the stupid humor. He is definitely a favorite. Phillip is a crazy guy from a few seasons ago who had this feud with Francesca, who got voted off first then and now too. I don't really get how she can be a favorite in one episode, but whatever. Not favorites. I don't remember Erik, Dawn, or Corinne at all so I'm not going to judge them. Yet. Malcolm is cool, he was in the last season and I liked him. I would say he's a favorite. I'm not sure about any of the fans yet, but they will definitely have their work cut out for them. Good luck, and know that somewhere I will be in front of a screen laughing and smiling :)

Chicken Parmesan Makes Me Smile :)

Tell me in complete honesty, is there anything better than the taste of chicken parmesan? No, hang on, do not answer, I already know what you're going to say. Absolutely not. There is nothing in the world better than the taste of melted cheese, tender chicken, and soft pasta. Ugg. Sorry, I'm just a little busy being in heaven right now. Because, if you didn't already guess, I had chicken parmesan for dinner tonight. Which I'm pretty sure you did guess, but either way, now you know. So, you are welcome. If you want to have your own chicken parmesan, here is the awesome recipe my dad used to make it, with a few tweaks of his own of course. Which only succeeded in making it more deliciously mouth watering. In case you want to feel really hungry, here is a picture of my delicious chicken parmesan on a bed of wonderfully cooked pasta:

Image courtesy of me...and my dad, I guess

Yum, right? And believe me when I say this, it was SO yum. I almost forgot to take a picture of it before eating it, thank god I did! Even though it doesn't look as good as it does in real life, I'm assuming that everyone knows how bad the camera can make things - or people - look. I mean, everyone has had their picture taken and wondered why they look like a dying animal, right? Just me? Well ok. So anyways, the only bad part about chicken parmesan is that it takes so long to make it! It decides to fill the house with it's delicious smell for at least half an hour before it's even edible. However, it is so totally and absolutely worth the wait. If there is anything that i will wait an entire half an hour for, it's chicken parmesan. Or maybe pizza. Let's just settle on food in general. So, no matter how long you have to wait, when you get your chicken parmesan I hope you eat it up with a big smile :)

Fat Booth Makes Me Smile :)

Fat Booth. An app that provides hours and hours of instant entertainment, no matter where you are. That's right, it is one of those great things that you don't even need internet for, yet will still be incredibly fantastically amazingly awesome to play every time. And for some strange reason, no matter how many weird pictures I take of myself on it, my friend Caitlin always has more. I honestly don't know how she does it, because it s my phone. But, I did almost catch up recently when I was on a plane home from New Hampshire. For a good half hour I fatted myself, just normal fatting and putting the eyes/mouth/chin things in random places on my face. Here's a nice picture of me with random lumps all over my face as a result of the latter:

Pretty attractive, huh?

If you were hoping to see a fat booth of Caitlin as well, you are out of luck. It took me so long just to get this off of my phone, and I am absolutely not doing it again. If you want, though, you can check out Caitlin's blog here. I guarantee it will make you smile. So anyways, back to fat booth. Not only is it fun and awesome because it doesn't need internet, but it also will show anyone whether or not they look good fat. Or with gross tumors all over their faces. Which is exactly what everybody wants to know about themselves, am I right? I use it to keep track of a lot of my friends and family, too. Recently I added my cousins' pictures to the mix, and they can rock facial tumors and fatness almost as well as I can. I guess that makes sense because we are related. Until next time, fat yourself (but not for real) and keep on smiling :)