Squishy Pillows Make Me Smile :)

  My bed is made up of six pillows, three squishy two regular are one mini regular. The squishy ones are by far my favorite. Here is the best website I could find to find them, called thefind.com. They practically mold to your body, and not in the weird way that the Temperpudic mattresses do. I don't really know why, but those just feel odd to me. Not as weird as the memory mattress though, that really just freaks me out. Like I would be going to sleep and the mattress would be like "Hey baby, imma make you sleep the exact same way all night as any other night you have ever slept on me". Um, no. I will sleep however I want to sleep, thank you very much. And squishy pillows let me do that. That's right memory mattress, I'm breaking up with you. I'm in love with something else, that makes me feel better than you ever did. Just kidding, because I never really had any memory mattresses because if I haven't mentioned this before, they freak me out. Plus, squishy pillows come in all shapes and sizes. I have a pink cylinder, a rainbow man with peace signs on him, and a soccer ball.

Photo courtesy of: Me! It's about time I took my own pictures again.

Pretty sick, am I right? Way better than any regular pillow that you have to cover with a case to make awesome. Also way more comfy. Its almost difficult to explain how incredible they are. They are literally why I miss my bed every day and night when I'm not in it. When I'm sleeping somewhere else, I'll bring one squishy pillow, but I'm not going to bring all of them. Unfortunately, they would take up all the room in my bag and I wouldn't even have room for a toothbrush. It's a hard life. But, wait can you guess it? Have you guessed anything yet? Nope! It's that squishy pillows make it all better! Oh...you guessed that? Hawkward. For some reason, and I really don't know why, all I have written about for quite a few posts is the media. Movies, TV, characters, parts of books and movies, etc. Too much! So I decided to write about this instead. I now realize that this might have been a good few sentences to start with, but it is too late now. Oh well, on that note, love squishy pillows and don't forget to smile :)

Rufus (Stoppable) Makes Me Smile :)

Before you ask, I would just like to say yes, I am talking about a made up naked mole rat from an animated children's TV show. Rufus doesn't exactly talk, but apparently he has the same voice as Bart Simpson. You can check if you don't believe me, the person who voices both Bart and Rufus is a lady named Nancy Cartwright. I don't really know why there needs to have a person to voice something that doesn't really talk, but hey who am I to judge. So, I have been seeing  the expectation vs. reality things a lot lately, and I came across on that was Rufus vs. a real naked mole rat. It was disgusting. I'm not going to show you the picture, but you can look it up on the internet machine. But, I will show you regular Rufus:

Photo Courtesy of: kimpossible.wikia.com

He's way cuter than any other naked mole rat. So the reason he makes me smile is because of his attitude. If he could talk, he would probably be super clever and witty and hilarious, but he can't. That doesn't stop him, though! Rufus is still super funny and is probably my favorite character from Kim Possible. I guess I could have done Kim Possible Makes Me Smile :) but I figured that I would probably spend most of my time talking about Rufus, so I just cut to the chase. Anyways, he is also a big eater. Maybe I like him so much because he reminds me of me, but then again I'm a human and I don't spend my time naked in Ron's pocket. That would probably be a weird thing to do...but of course he pulls it off. So, back to me liking Rufus because he eats a lot. When he and Ron aren't out on missions, he spends his time at Bueno Nacho eating the day away. Sounds pretty good to me. And speaking of missions, he is really great on those too. He saves Ron's but multiple times, and occasionally even Kim's. Not bad for a small pink naked rat. There are many other cool characters in Kim Possible that I love, but it is really Rufus that makes me smile :)

The Incredibles Make Me Smile :)

First and foremost, Edna Mode. I have a strange feeling that most of this post will be about her. She is not exactly the "most important" character in the movie, but definitely my favorite. She really is just hilarious, I love how such a small woman can carry so much fire in her eyes. Which, of course, she literally does when she shows Elastigirl her outfit. Her face is like a fat kid in a cake shop. On fire. Plus, she is voiced by a guy, Brad Bird. Ok, I'm impressed. If you want to see the full cast/crew of The Incredibles, click here. Back to Edna. I constantly use her quotes, like when she slapps Elastigirl across the face with a newspaper - multiple times, I might add - telling her to pull herself together. Of course, I don't always have a newspaper on hand, so I sometimes just use rolled up math homework. Just kidding...maybe...ok next quote! In fact, I have a nice picture for this one:

Photo courtesy of: www.curls-studio.com/sketchbeforesleep

I totally drew that. Ok, maybe not. I don't really have artistic talent. I also have better handwriting than that. I love this quote because no matter how much you screw up during your past, your future is an open adventure. There's no need to dwell on what happened, just move forward. Or, in Edna's case, it means I know I made that suit for you but now I'm embarrassed by it. Let's never speak of it again. Ok, next person. Jack Jack! The kid who can turn into a ball of iron or catch on fire and turn into a mini flaming devil whenever his parent aren't looking, but can't even swallow his food when they are. Funny kid. So, I watched the Jack Jack Attack extra video and wow, the kid can really handle himself. Especially considering his babysitter was Syndrome, his Dad's nemesis. His old man could really learn a thing or two from him. Speaking of which, Syndrome! He started out as Mr. Incredible's biggest fan back in his 'Glory Days", then when he was bullied by Incredible and kicked out, he went rogue. I have no clue if I'm using that word right, it just sounds right, so don't judge. Syndrome then actually turned from Buddy to Syndrome. He invented a bunch of intense gear so he could become a "super" hero. I really only like this guy because of his line in Jack Jack Attack when he says that the S on his suit stood for sitter, and he couldn't have don baby sitter because, well, BS. Even through I didn't even get to the actual super family, except of Jack Jack, I think that just those three are enough to make you smile :)

People From the Capitol Make Me Smile :)

First of all, just to clarify, I am talking about people from the Capitol in The Hunger Games. The peopel who run this website. And some people in real life who very (frighteningly) closely resemble them. *Cough* Nicki Minaj *Cough* First off, from the movies. Let's just ge this out of the way right now, because he freaks us all out. President freaking Snow. The creepy old man who smells like roses and just wants to watch the world burn. PS-If you haven't read the books, than first of all you should not read this, and also you suck. Who watches the movie before reading the book? Except for me. But that was just for the first Harry Potter. After that, I read them all. Yeah, I'm kind of a hypocrite. Oh well, whatcha gonna do? Anyways, back to what I was saying. So, President Snow is just really a despicable human being. First he gets all pissy just because Katniss and Peeta beat his stupid system. Honestly, they were just surviving. Next, he brainwashes Peeta to want to kill Katniss, which almost worked. Until they came up with the cute game, "real or not real", trying to show Peeta what the Capitol put in his head and what was there in the first place. So cute. Long story short, he does a bunch of other stuff too, everyone gets mad, and he falls off a balcony. More or less.

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Now the time has come to speak of the the wannabe Capitol-ers. AKA people who try too hard from Hollywood. The best example in Nicki Minaj, followed by Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and a dash of Katy Perry. Basically, the top pop stars of 2010. They are the ones who are desperately trying to crank out another hit album, so their names won't go down in history as "that weird chick with the scary outfits". Or they are trying not to go down without a fight by participating in the Kids Choice Awards or judging competitions that rotate judges once an hour.

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Ok, I'm not sure if the text below is readable, but it is hilarious. Basically, when Josh jokes about the kids trying to kill him, Nicki thinks he was serious. Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the look on her face, she looks truly frightened for Josh. She actually thought that he was almost killed, and she doesn't know why nobody else looks scared too. Then the person below says "What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don't understand." Of course, that person used caps lock so I feel like I was being screamed at, but I didn't do that. Just goes to show you all just how much I care. You are welcome for not ruining your day by virtually screaming at you. Well, no matter what tone of voice the text was, I genuinely hope that both fake and real Capitol people make you smile :)

Lilo and Stitch Makes Me Smile :)

One of the most original shows ever created is about an outcast, orphaned Hawaiian girl and a fugitive shape-shifting alien. The girl's name is Lilo, she adopted the alien (who was disguised as a dog) and named it Stitch. And thus, Lilo and Stitch was born. Here is a link to IMDB Lilo and Stitch: The Series.  And here's one to the movie I'm talking about, simply called Lilo and Stitch. So,  first let's talk about Lilo.

First, she is pictured above talking about her dool. She likes to pretend her doll's head is so big because a spider laid eggs in it, and now she only has a few days to live. Touching. So, she is living with her single, jobless sister since her mom and dad died in a car crash. Ever since, she and her sister have barely been getting past the social security people and somehow they have made it pretty far. But, Lilo is still a huge outcast. All the people who she calls her "friends"are just bullies, and they clearly don't even like her. Poor Lilo is just too desperate for a friend to notice. Here they are:

And not to mention, the queen bee is a ginger. Now don't get me wrong, the aliens and everything were pretty believable, but a popular ginger? Now that's a little hard to believe. Her two little minion girls were in the background saying "Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh" just to prove ginger's point. What tools. They were so obviously mean to Lilo, but she still calls them her friends. Luckily, Stitch knocked ginger off her high bike and biked away with Lilo into the sunset. Speaking of which, onto Stitch.

Now that is a badass picture if I've ever seen one. This was right after Stitch came down to Earth in a rocket Lilo thought was a shooting star. Lilo made a wish on it, for a real friend. Sounds to me like Stitch is that real friend. Stitch wasn't exactly born, he was created by a scientist. He is an experiment the scientist did (Experiment 626 to be exact), so he's sort of super insanely crazily awesome. He is fireproof, able to shape shift, and he can handle weight up to 3,000 times his size. I'm very impressed, because I can't even do 3 times my size! Every good story needs an antagonist, and since this movie is twice as good as any other, it has two. Well, two main ones, but they aren't bad through the whole thing.

There they are in their human disguises, and they obviously can't shape shift like Stitch can. The guy on the left is the alien expert on Earth, so he came along because he obviously knows what's up. He thinks that Earth is being used to save the mosquitos, which are apparently endangered. "No thanks" says Earth. I wish. Ugg, I hate mosquitos. Anyways, the guy on the right is the scientist who created Stitch. He got in trouble for creating Stitch and got put in jail, but he's also the only one who knew how to stop Stitch. He got released from jail to bring Stitch back, and if he did he would be free. The whole alien race is pretty much after Stitch, but these two are the most important through most of the movie. If you haven't seen this movie you really should, because it will make you smile :)